Here are some frequent questions I receive on-stream:

1. Can I play with you?

Absolutely! I play Escape from Tarkov and run community games most nights. You’re welcome to join by hopping in the stream and running the !community command. If you’re a dickbag, I’ll slap you in the peen and send you on your way.

2. Is it tough balancing streaming, Funker530, the Army, and being a Corporate Manager?

Very. In the end, though, we have to prioritize our lives. In mine, family comes first, then their livelihood. That means right now, the corporate gig pays the bills, the Army is next, and then comes my passion; streaming. I would LOVE to be able to stream and create content full-time, but we’ll need to grow a bit more.

3. How old are your kids?

9 and 7 at the time of this page creation.

4. Will you play with ______ streamer?

Happily. In almost all cases. If they’re an asshole, though, nothanks.

5. Do you have dogs?

OMGyes. I love my floofs. Luna and Zeus are a Bernese Mountain Dog and Golden Retriever, respectively. My Twitter feed is full of them.

6. Do you have cats?

Yep. Three cats; Sugar, Megamind, and Boots

7. Why?

Big floofs.